with apologies to thom yorke

It’s bad enough that the whole venture set out with questions like ‘who the hell is Thom yorke?’… and forays into wikipedia-space to find out. ”Huh. He’s done all this stuff. So how come I never heard of him?”

the setup

I had followed a friend of a friend to a friend’s life drawing class… only, friend twice removed (Jess) was a bit vague on the exact spatial coordinates of said class. It was one of those OCAD best kept secrets, I guess. We never found the room. The security guard was clueless. The random students we bumped into were also clueless. It also happened that Jess lived pretty close by and, having invited me all the way downtown, felt like we shouldn’t let the morning go to waste. The let’s go back to my place and paint! plan B seemed like it might be fun, though I had all kinds of reservations around the actual painting activity. I don’t really like painting. It’s so… slow and meticulous. As far as I knew, painting was a lot of work for very little in return. But Jess’s evangelistic mission to convert people into painters would soon find us breaking out some brand new canvas and getting out brushes and paints… Continue reading

best non-irritant moisturizer so far

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Cheap it is not.

But Burt’s Bees’ all-natural, bad-stuff-free, salicylic-acid-toting daily moisturizing lotion is one of my new favorite products. Quite thick, and initially mattifying enough that it might trick your cells into compensating by secreting more oils so… some might need to moisturize on top. I generally can’t be arsed.

It has a mildly medicinal smell, but the scent is more been rolling around in the meadow than just walked out of a chemist’s lab. That’s thanks to things like witch hazel, willow bark, and a bunch of other meadow-y biota pulpified into milky goodness. Personally, I like the smell. But I could be just a little weird like that.

It does not irritate the skin in the leastest bit, which is what all the other moisturizers up till now have all managed to somehow do (and all of a sudden, at that).

Dead Space Art

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I was supposed to be looking for, and ultimately buying, a book on perspective drawing. I was even in the right aisle. But I got distracted with this big blood-red coffee-table-sized tome titled ‘The art of Dead Space‘.

Sounds interesting and sci-fi-ish, I thought, not knowing anything of the video game it was based on. Pulled it down and started flipping through. Gosh Darn it. Some people are so creative and imaginative!! What a world. What drawings. I still need a proper book on perspective drawing though.

12-8 polyrhythms: encoding TWO-ness, THREE-ness, FOUR-ness

On the whole, my drumkit teacher hasn’t managed to completely stump me. Until a couple of weeks ago, that is. And the worst part is, he did so with rhythms that I ought to be ethnically predisposed to. I’m speaking of course, of the effing 12/8; a time signature in which some of the most common African polyrhythms are written (though, as I soon found out, not necessarily processed in).

The 12-8 is like home base to me. I grew up on this stuff. I GET it. Easy. The problems began when it was written down, and part of the workload got palmed off to the visual circuits. My teacher claims he wrote it down the Western way, with triplets… because it’s easier for students to process. This is the process of counting in triplets:

1 & a 2 & a 3 & a 4 & a
x   x   x x   x   x   x  [this is the main bell part]

Easy peasy, I says, and I prove it…

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not “the best stewardship of resources”…

Just saw this on my newsfeed. Who’s saying government employees aren’t creative? I won’t hear of it. I won’t have it said!

Check out this spocktastic news item or just watch the vid:

2010 "Star Trek" IRS training video — full version

My favorite line… “No can do… I’ve already spent my per diem for the day”. LOL.

Quoting from news article:

“Rep. Charles Boustany, R-Louisiana and chairman of the oversight subcommittee, says the IRS told him the two videos [there's another one themed on Gilligan's Island] cost $60,000 and were produced at an agency television studio just outside of Washington.”

On the curious and utterly curable absence of ability

There’s been a lot of waffle recently on a (supposedly) brand new type of skills shortage, in which the pool of un-employables have skillset {a, b, c} while the actual roles they persistently aren’t allowed to fill require skillset {d, e, f}. I’d never thought of that before until I’d heard it mentioned on TV.

The only thing that can be gleaned from this unfortunate arrangement is that employers can’t be arsed to train you anymore. The operative word here being “anymore”. Continue reading

writing exercises

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So, I’m playing with the idea of writing a bunch of shorts, as writing exercises. Since I hate doing exercises of any sort I had to invent some form of motivation. So I’ve invented a building… ‘The Tower’… wherein each apartment is a storyline. The storylines don’t have to be related, and might each be written in an entirely different voice. But who knows… maybe the Tower’s inhabitants cross paths occasionally.

Secondly, it being an exercise/lab, I don’t know where any of this might end up. There’s no point to any of it.

Lastly, it being an exercise/lab, I give myself free reign and full licence to rewrite / correct / reinvent what takes place in each space right underneath you, without warning. So there.