“Chan pa he chan ho!”

I was just musing over how incredibly annoying ads are these days… and then Heineken’s ‘The Date’ concept burst onto the scene. (Well, OK… ‘my awareness’. It’s been on ‘the scene’ for a good while already).

It’s AWESOME.

It takes some kind of bollywood-meets-bond, meets circus, meets date-movie memeplex and manages to create something immersive and engaging from it all. The joins between the borrowed ideas are seamless, and the cross-cultural slant is just a breath of fresh air. The two characters at the center of the action move the world’s tiniest story forward, from one moment to the next, and the miniature plot unfolds within the tight temporal constraints yet nothing feels squeezed at all (in fact, the shorter edits of the ad work even better). So we accept this gorgeous epic, compactified as it is in every possible dimension and yet remaining as engaging as any well-made marathon flick… Continue reading

Exhibit – history of television

So, when trundling along between the movator lanes at the airport (San Francisco), what do you expect to see? OK, what do you totally not expect to see? A totally awesome exhibit on the history of television, that’s what… right smack dab in the middle of the thoroughfare between the security-heads and the gate you’re supposed to wait patiently at.

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2010, and a belated viewing of '2001: Space Odyssey'

I promised myself that passing snippets every few years on telly would not suffice, and that I needed to see for myself the whole thing, from beginning to end, properly… and to find out what all the fuss was about. So I did it. Finally.

I just saw Kubrik’s 2001 Space Odyssey:

It was bloody gorgeous, is what it was. By which I mean the kaleidoscopic technicolour ride through the Jupitan wormsponge multiverse, culminating in a sort of starbirth into the organic roiling folds of some ever-forming manifold of the most awesome effing SPACE that could ever fragging exist… WAS BLOODY GORGEOUS.  But there’s other random things I came away thinking about… Continue reading

On books, and the fact that my list of favourite authors REFUSES to grow.

I am not anywhere near as widely-read as a person should be, but here are the writers who are on my bookshelf and whose writing I hold dear. There is something about how these authors reconstruct the realities of their own making in the heads of other people, through the use of language alone. I don’t know how they do it; the mechanics of the process is lost on me but I DO understand a key quality of the process: These writers refuse to communicate their ideas, knowing full well that something is bound to be lost in translation. They wish to impart their ideas the way a buddha supposedly does… by imprinting it upon your mind directly. A mindseal.

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…at which the video installations must be avoided at all cost.

It’s that time of year again.
If you enjoy long queues followed by severe anticlimax, no planning whatsoever is needed to enjoy Nuit Blanche.

For everyone else, some strategy and forethought helps reduce the probability of fuming at 2am and kicking yourself for having been suckered into one non-attraction after another.  For this, using the itinerary/planner thing on the scotiabank site is helpful. Some things at Nuit Blanche are just going to suck. Do your research ahead of time and avoid them from the get go.

Disclaimer: If you’re a modern artist, especially if you are showing something mildly (or even very) incomprehensible at Nuit Blanche, you might be upset at what follows. Just ignore it and remember that lots of people out there love what you do, and that’s what counts. I’m not an art critic. BUT…

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Unsafe airport reading

Lest I forget, I must mention this book, which I purchased at Queen Alia Airport on my way back from vacation, thinking that it’d be good to have something to read to pass the time.

Oh. My. GOD. Listen: if you want to deeply disconcert your fellow passengers… if you want them to worry for your sanity, or if for some reason you enjoy clamping down on squeals of laughter until you are a whimpering, shoulders-shaking semi-asphyxiated wreck… if you like your mascara to run, then sure. Read this. Read this at a foreign airport while sitting on the floor with dreadlocks, strapped to a drum. Go right ahead…

The only place you can read this book is in the confines of a well-padded, sound-proofed room. So that you can guffaw to heart’s content while rolling around in your own tears…

Arise : afromedia that works

Afromedia, my pet name for all types of media that claim to have an afro-centric slant, has been a growing phenomenon. It’s been a bit of a slow cooker though; some instances of afromedia just leave you cringeing… because it’s usually over the top, overdone, too self-conscious or worse: reinforces the same unhelpful stereotypes that it seeks to dismantle.

So when I picked up Arise, the big glossy new mag I stumbled upon in Chapters/Indigo the other day, I didn’t know what to expect. It could’ve gone either way. But you know what? This US-based, Nigeria / South-Africa / UK cross-production actually works. And I’m not the only one who thinks so: it apparently won  ’launch of the year’ at the APA awards… Continue reading

In which 'the tinuum' may have been confused with a well-researched source…

oopsImagine my surprise when I logged in to my admin console to today, only to find a pingback from evidencematters.org*, in which some government-backed(?) pdf about futuristic jobs supposedly (for I can find no proof of this in the pdf) points at my own tongue-in-cheek spoutings about ‘Jobs for Futurists’. Certainly would explain the mild google keyword spike. Continue reading

Running scared of 'Precious'?

preciousI don’t know why I’m writing this now, having seen this movie yonks ago… but I was recently thinking about it so I might as well post my thoughts.

The trailer for Precious hides little, and I find that more than a few people have been put off seeing it at all, possibly because of:

1) fear of finding themselves embarassed (yet again) for black people everywhere and
2) fear of witnessing the ‘sanctity of motherhood‘ myth smashed to smithereens. (By a tv set, no less).

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